It was 2006 when Chad first showed her to me. The sight of her was utterly unnerving. Branded, bound, and blindfolded - I have never seen anything quite as hot. How can something so malicious be so fascinating? I knew right then and there, I wanted her for myself. I talked about her constantly, raving to anyone who cared to listen. It was a hunger that could only be satiated by making her mine. I knew it's only a matter of time. Oh yes, someday she'll be mine.
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So that's one down, plenty more to go. She's a bigger version of the 6-inch from the Twisted Land of Oz series. That one is the same size as the rest of the figures; Scarecrow, Lion, Tin Woodman, The Wizard, and Toto. I want them all. (Of course I want them all, duh.) There are also Flying Monkeys and a Munchkin. I think it's okay that she towers over the others, she's the central character anyway. But I plan on getting the ladies from Twisted Fairy Tales first. And maybe Mrs. Claus from the Twisted Christmas series. All the rest will have to wait. BUT before all that, I need another shelf. A bigger one. My toys are starting to take up so much space. Not as much as these lucky bastards, though. Goddamnit, I'm envious. Bah.
Awesome photos taken by Fritz. It's fun to share a house with a guy who has the knack and flair for these kinds of things. He makes showing off more uhm, showoffable. (Er, what?) Anyway, I think he has a crush on Dorothy. Dude even set up some lighting to make her appear dramatic and stuff. He also took photos of my other babies (he was bored) and you can find the set here.
(Dorothy measures 12¼ inches from head to toe. Articulated at neck. Includes key necklace; includes bonus removable skirt. Prone munchkin measures 3½ inches at top of head, munchkin on his back measures 6½ inches at top of head, articulated at shoulders. Includes 8 7/8-inch diameter custom base with Twisted Land of Oz logo.)
And now the day I have waited for so long has finally arrived. She's here and she's mine. All twelve inches of her. BOOYAH, BITCHES.
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Barbie ain't got no shit on her, mate.
So that's one down, plenty more to go. She's a bigger version of the 6-inch from the Twisted Land of Oz series. That one is the same size as the rest of the figures; Scarecrow, Lion, Tin Woodman, The Wizard, and Toto. I want them all. (Of course I want them all, duh.) There are also Flying Monkeys and a Munchkin. I think it's okay that she towers over the others, she's the central character anyway. But I plan on getting the ladies from Twisted Fairy Tales first. And maybe Mrs. Claus from the Twisted Christmas series. All the rest will have to wait. BUT before all that, I need another shelf. A bigger one. My toys are starting to take up so much space. Not as much as these lucky bastards, though. Goddamnit, I'm envious. Bah.
Awesome photos taken by Fritz. It's fun to share a house with a guy who has the knack and flair for these kinds of things. He makes showing off more uhm, showoffable. (Er, what?) Anyway, I think he has a crush on Dorothy. Dude even set up some lighting to make her appear dramatic and stuff. He also took photos of my other babies (he was bored) and you can find the set here.
(Dorothy measures 12¼ inches from head to toe. Articulated at neck. Includes key necklace; includes bonus removable skirt. Prone munchkin measures 3½ inches at top of head, munchkin on his back measures 6½ inches at top of head, articulated at shoulders. Includes 8 7/8-inch diameter custom base with Twisted Land of Oz logo.)
