Iz in yer Wordpress.
Matagal na, actually. Natatamad na akong mag cross-post at mag-import ng entries at comments. Alam ko, alam ko. Sawang-sawa na kayo sa kakalipat ko. Ako din eh. EH BAT BA KAYO SUNOD NG SUNOD. Mga chura neto. AT HINDE, HINDI AKO KUKUHA NG SARILING DOMAIN - yun ba tawag dun? Sry, Iz not l33t enuf - WALA AKONG PERA.
Matagal na, actually. Natatamad na akong mag cross-post at mag-import ng entries at comments. Alam ko, alam ko. Sawang-sawa na kayo sa kakalipat ko. Ako din eh. EH BAT BA KAYO SUNOD NG SUNOD. Mga chura neto. AT HINDE, HINDI AKO KUKUHA NG SARILING DOMAIN - yun ba tawag dun? Sry, Iz not l33t enuf - WALA AKONG PERA.
I deleted my Twitter account but I've got some interesting stuff to share.
Some of the known pornstars:
Janine Lindemulder
Tegan Presley
Tori Black
Jenna Haze
Stoya
Belladonna
Sasha Grey
Jesse Jane
*squee*
And the love of my life, Milla Jovovich:
Leeloo Dallas multipass! Woot! More here.
What a great way to start the week. <3
Clickety teh click click:
image from Coed Magazine
Some of the known pornstars:
Janine Lindemulder
Tegan Presley
Tori Black
Jenna Haze
Stoya
Belladonna
Sasha Grey
Jesse Jane
*squee*
Chad!: http://coedmagazine.com/2009/02/25/44-po---rn-stars-who-twitter/
Anne: HEEHEE
Anne: Janine!
Anne: Tori Black!
Anne: Jessseeeeeee
Anne: http://twitter.com/jessejanerocks
Anne: "just finished. Orgy"
Anne: HAHAHA
Chad!: haha, classy!
Anne: "Headed to set to shoot teachers"
Anne: Heehee
Chad!: i know rights? what's that about i wanna knows
Anne: Oooh Sasha Grey is talking aboot teh Watchmenz
Anne: "I saw Watchmen at 1235 last night/this morning.So fucking brilliant! Can't wait to see it again, however I do wish there was more back story"
Chad!: o rry
Chad!: i wish Slut School also had more backstory
Chad!: chicks go to school, they has sexes, and then?
Anne: More sexes
Chad!: what is the curriculum here? why are they never in class?
Anne: Ish all about sex! Positions and oral exams!
And the love of my life, Milla Jovovich:
Leeloo Dallas multipass! Woot! More here.
What a great way to start the week. <3
Anne: Golden Army lost to Benjamin Button for Best Make Up?
Anne: Are you fucking shitting me?
Chad: Dark Knight also lost to Benjamin Button in SFX
Anne: What a bullshit
Anne: I call shenanigans!
Chad: people are peeing all over themselves for the Benjamin Boring thing
Chad: I guess they feel guilty about letting Slumdog win teh Bestest Movie Evar
Anne: I roll my eyes at joo, Oscars.
Seriously? These?
LOST TO THIS?
LOST TO THIS?
It also won Best Special Effects. Huh. For what? It's a story set in New Orleans AND SHOT IN NEW ORLEANS. I guess building a fictional city like Gotham or the Troll Market is not SFX-y enough. Feh.
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Two years ago, I wrote about this. I've been waiting eagerly since then. Now it's here and I don't feel like seeing it anymore. R-13 with cuts? Well, aren't we fucked.
Nanggigigil ako.
Aatakehin ako sa puso. Ano ba yang lintik na open party na yan at bakit hinahayaan ng mga venue na pumarty ng ganyan ka-grabe eh puro menor-de-edad ang mga yan? Tas ngayong nagkakagulo eh sisihan ng sisihan. Tas sasagot pa ng "it's all part of highschool". GAGO. You want all the fun but none of the responsibilities? Gusto mo palang magbisyo ha, sige magtrabaho ka. Pagpaguran mo. Kung ayaw ninyo ng pinapakelaman eh bumukod kayo at kumayod. You think you're entitled to shit? Let me tell you something, YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO SHIT. Tantanan ninyo kakanood ninyo ng Gossip Girl mga leche kayo.
Bakit sisisihin ang magulang eh hindi naman pwedeng itali yang mga lintik na batang yan? A parent can only do so much. Ako, nabuntis ng disi-sais at nagpapanting ang tenga ko kapag sinasabing kasalanan daw ng nanay at tatay ko kung bakit nangyari. Kesyo ganito, kesyo ganyan. Oo sige, magulo silang dalawa pero hindi sila nagkulang ng pangaral at paalala sa akin. Matigas lang talaga ang ulo ko. Matalino ako pero hindi ako nag-isip. Inuna ko yang lintik na init ng katawan. Anong napala ko? Wala.
Tsaka bakit antatapang ng mga yan? Eh kung isama kaya kayo sa kulungan kasama ng mga mamatay-tao? Nakakinis marinig yung "bata ka pa, wala ka pang alam" pero totoo. BATA KA PA AT WALA KA PANG ALAM. At hangga't umaasa ka sa magulang mo na hindi magkanda-ugaga, makapag-aral ka lang, eh wala kang karapatan. Gusto mo nagagawa mo lahat ng maisipan mo eh hindi mo naman kayang buhayin yang sarili mo.
Isa pa tong topic na 'to. Madami kang kaibigang homosexual pero hindi ka papayag na magpakasal sila? BAKET? Kasi babae at lalake lang ang ginawa ng diyos? Sinong diyos? Diyos mo? How can you not be anti-gay when you're anti-gay marriage? Why is it so hard to accept that they deserve the same rights as the rest of us? Putragis, ni hindi nga dapat issue yan eh. Hinahayaan na daw silang magsama bakit kelangan pang magpakasal, sobra na daw yun. Hindi ko alam kung matatawa ako o maiiyak sa mga ganyang tao.
Ay putangina, ang puso ko. Pupunta na lang ako ng New Zealand. Mas maraming tupa dun kesa tao.
/edit: So I decided to register for the forums and now I am being asked about my educational attainment and employment and salary bracket. Gah, red tape. What the fuck is this shit?
Aatakehin ako sa puso. Ano ba yang lintik na open party na yan at bakit hinahayaan ng mga venue na pumarty ng ganyan ka-grabe eh puro menor-de-edad ang mga yan? Tas ngayong nagkakagulo eh sisihan ng sisihan. Tas sasagot pa ng "it's all part of highschool". GAGO. You want all the fun but none of the responsibilities? Gusto mo palang magbisyo ha, sige magtrabaho ka. Pagpaguran mo. Kung ayaw ninyo ng pinapakelaman eh bumukod kayo at kumayod. You think you're entitled to shit? Let me tell you something, YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO SHIT. Tantanan ninyo kakanood ninyo ng Gossip Girl mga leche kayo.
Bakit sisisihin ang magulang eh hindi naman pwedeng itali yang mga lintik na batang yan? A parent can only do so much. Ako, nabuntis ng disi-sais at nagpapanting ang tenga ko kapag sinasabing kasalanan daw ng nanay at tatay ko kung bakit nangyari. Kesyo ganito, kesyo ganyan. Oo sige, magulo silang dalawa pero hindi sila nagkulang ng pangaral at paalala sa akin. Matigas lang talaga ang ulo ko. Matalino ako pero hindi ako nag-isip. Inuna ko yang lintik na init ng katawan. Anong napala ko? Wala.
Tsaka bakit antatapang ng mga yan? Eh kung isama kaya kayo sa kulungan kasama ng mga mamatay-tao? Nakakinis marinig yung "bata ka pa, wala ka pang alam" pero totoo. BATA KA PA AT WALA KA PANG ALAM. At hangga't umaasa ka sa magulang mo na hindi magkanda-ugaga, makapag-aral ka lang, eh wala kang karapatan. Gusto mo nagagawa mo lahat ng maisipan mo eh hindi mo naman kayang buhayin yang sarili mo.
Isa pa tong topic na 'to. Madami kang kaibigang homosexual pero hindi ka papayag na magpakasal sila? BAKET? Kasi babae at lalake lang ang ginawa ng diyos? Sinong diyos? Diyos mo? How can you not be anti-gay when you're anti-gay marriage? Why is it so hard to accept that they deserve the same rights as the rest of us? Putragis, ni hindi nga dapat issue yan eh. Hinahayaan na daw silang magsama bakit kelangan pang magpakasal, sobra na daw yun. Hindi ko alam kung matatawa ako o maiiyak sa mga ganyang tao.
Ay putangina, ang puso ko. Pupunta na lang ako ng New Zealand. Mas maraming tupa dun kesa tao.
/edit: So I decided to register for the forums and now I am being asked about my educational attainment and employment and salary bracket. Gah, red tape. What the fuck is this shit?
The Midnight Meat Train
starring Vinnie Jones, Bradley Cooper, Leslie Bibb, Roger Bart, and Brooke Shields
written by Jeff Buhler (Insanitarium)
directed by Ryûhei Kitamura (Versus, Alive, Godzilla: Final Wars)
When I learned that Vinnie Jones was playing the villain in the film adaptation of The Midnight Meat Train, I almost died. Mahogany is a scary character and Vinnie Jones is one scary motherfucker. (Tell me he's not perfect and let's see if I don't dropkick you in the face. Bitch.) Out of the 16 short stories in Volume I of Clive Barker's Books of Blood, it's the most intense (in my obnoxious opinion) and to see those 27 pages come to life is one fan's wet dream come true.
But alas, this fan along with many others was blue-balled indefinitely when LionsGate couldn't make up their minds about the release date. (I have no idea how blueballs feel like because, uh, I don't have balls but if I did, I imagine it's not a very nice feeling.) At one point, there was talk about it going straight to DVD. It really shouldn't affect us living in a third world country since we don't usually get this kind of stuff anyway. If by some miracle it did land on our shores, MTRCB would have fucked with it so bad* that you'd rather just wait for the DVD instead. But still, the film was made to be shown on the big screen and damn it if it doesn't get the treatment it deserves. Damn it, indeed, for it was a limited release - only in a hundred or so one-dollar theaters. What gives? Whatever it was, I'm sure it's all political. This is saying it’s petty and stupid. Anyway, that's over and done with. I'm just glad to finally see it. About fricken' time.
Leon Kaufman (Cooper) is a budding photographer in New York City. With the help of his live-in girlfriend Maya (Bibb) and their friend Jurgis (Bart), he gets a shot at showing Susan Hoffs (Shields) what he's got. According to her, he's too safe. If he’s to truly capture the city’s essence, he needs to photograph it for what it really is: ugly, dirty, and scary. Only then can he prove his mettle. Armed with his trusty camera, he patrolled the city's bowels hoping to find his ticket to the big show. The subway became a frequent haunt and there he encountered Mahogany who is a butcher by day and well, a butcher by night.
His suspicion of Mahogany quickly turned into an obsession. He began following him everywhere, from his apartment building to the meat packing plant where he works. It turns out that the butcher was responsible for the missing persons from the last three years. He'd been slaughtering train passengers as he would a cow: a blow to the head followed by shaving the hair and gutting them up while they hung upside down from hooks.
Now let's get to the good part. The gore. Oh my God, it is fucking insane. We're talking about a huge meat tenderizer to the head, heads rolling, eyeballs popping out, hooks on ankles, and copious amounts of blood. I'm a huge fan of practical effects and when it's generous like that, I'm a happy camper. Another thing I love is the absence of trick scenes. The ones that make you hold your breath and trick you into thinking that shit is going to happen but then poof, nothing. Here, rest assured that when you think shit is going to happen, it's going to fucking happen.
There were a few slow parts but nothing to turn you off from it. Vinnie Jones is amazing. His menacing presence alone is enough to keep you watching. He had one line - a single word - in the entire film. Did I say he's amazing? I feel like he should get an award or something. In this year's Scream Awards, perhaps? A horror film in the Oscars? Hah, that will be the day. Pricks.
I don't think I've ever said this about any horror film: Midnight Meat Train is beautiful. The shots are gorgeous, for lack of a better term. Ryûhei Kitamura is an excellent director. If you're a Clive Barker fan, you shall be pleased. I know I am.
- photos from Dread Central and Bloody Disgusting.
* I remember walking out on Rob Zombie’s Halloween because of the stupid cuts. Anyone who had his wits about him would have gone “FUCKING CENSORSHIP! I’M WALKING OUT OF HERE! I’LL WAIT FOR THE DVD EVEN IF IT TAKES A WHOLE GODDAMNED YEAR! FUCK THIS SHIT!” or you know, something less violent.
starring Vinnie Jones, Bradley Cooper, Leslie Bibb, Roger Bart, and Brooke Shields
written by Jeff Buhler (Insanitarium)
directed by Ryûhei Kitamura (Versus, Alive, Godzilla: Final Wars)
When I learned that Vinnie Jones was playing the villain in the film adaptation of The Midnight Meat Train, I almost died. Mahogany is a scary character and Vinnie Jones is one scary motherfucker. (Tell me he's not perfect and let's see if I don't dropkick you in the face. Bitch.) Out of the 16 short stories in Volume I of Clive Barker's Books of Blood, it's the most intense (in my obnoxious opinion) and to see those 27 pages come to life is one fan's wet dream come true.
But alas, this fan along with many others was blue-balled indefinitely when LionsGate couldn't make up their minds about the release date. (I have no idea how blueballs feel like because, uh, I don't have balls but if I did, I imagine it's not a very nice feeling.) At one point, there was talk about it going straight to DVD. It really shouldn't affect us living in a third world country since we don't usually get this kind of stuff anyway. If by some miracle it did land on our shores, MTRCB would have fucked with it so bad* that you'd rather just wait for the DVD instead. But still, the film was made to be shown on the big screen and damn it if it doesn't get the treatment it deserves. Damn it, indeed, for it was a limited release - only in a hundred or so one-dollar theaters. What gives? Whatever it was, I'm sure it's all political. This is saying it’s petty and stupid. Anyway, that's over and done with. I'm just glad to finally see it. About fricken' time.
Leon Kaufman (Cooper) is a budding photographer in New York City. With the help of his live-in girlfriend Maya (Bibb) and their friend Jurgis (Bart), he gets a shot at showing Susan Hoffs (Shields) what he's got. According to her, he's too safe. If he’s to truly capture the city’s essence, he needs to photograph it for what it really is: ugly, dirty, and scary. Only then can he prove his mettle. Armed with his trusty camera, he patrolled the city's bowels hoping to find his ticket to the big show. The subway became a frequent haunt and there he encountered Mahogany who is a butcher by day and well, a butcher by night.
His suspicion of Mahogany quickly turned into an obsession. He began following him everywhere, from his apartment building to the meat packing plant where he works. It turns out that the butcher was responsible for the missing persons from the last three years. He'd been slaughtering train passengers as he would a cow: a blow to the head followed by shaving the hair and gutting them up while they hung upside down from hooks.
Now let's get to the good part. The gore. Oh my God, it is fucking insane. We're talking about a huge meat tenderizer to the head, heads rolling, eyeballs popping out, hooks on ankles, and copious amounts of blood. I'm a huge fan of practical effects and when it's generous like that, I'm a happy camper. Another thing I love is the absence of trick scenes. The ones that make you hold your breath and trick you into thinking that shit is going to happen but then poof, nothing. Here, rest assured that when you think shit is going to happen, it's going to fucking happen.
Ted Raimi! Joxer the Mighty!
There were a few slow parts but nothing to turn you off from it. Vinnie Jones is amazing. His menacing presence alone is enough to keep you watching. He had one line - a single word - in the entire film. Did I say he's amazing? I feel like he should get an award or something. In this year's Scream Awards, perhaps? A horror film in the Oscars? Hah, that will be the day. Pricks.
I don't think I've ever said this about any horror film: Midnight Meat Train is beautiful. The shots are gorgeous, for lack of a better term. Ryûhei Kitamura is an excellent director. If you're a Clive Barker fan, you shall be pleased. I know I am.
- photos from Dread Central and Bloody Disgusting.
* I remember walking out on Rob Zombie’s Halloween because of the stupid cuts. Anyone who had his wits about him would have gone “FUCKING CENSORSHIP! I’M WALKING OUT OF HERE! I’LL WAIT FOR THE DVD EVEN IF IT TAKES A WHOLE GODDAMNED YEAR! FUCK THIS SHIT!” or you know, something less violent.
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